Maybe her fans will blindly follow her anywhere, even if it’s not really her speaking. Maybe her handlers are afraid of what she’d say if they let her broadcast her own opinion on social platforms like Twitter or Myspace or Facebook. Or maybe they’re all just clueless on how she could accelerate her reinvention as something more than a disposable icon.
Look, MC Hammer may be culturally irrelevant today in comparison, but at least the man is accessible. And that’s why Hammer’s got more cool points than Brit ever will in my opinion.